whale tail - fail tale

normally i try to avoid passing judgement upon "gym-people" because a) i AM "gym-people", b) we're all just there attempting to keep our bodies in good-working-order and c) it's not really nice to be judgy (but so so fun, i must admit).

this lady though, and this shirt...

mockery had to be made. it was too ridiculous.

part of me wanted to ask her if she'd had some kind of horrible thong accident that morning. another part of me wanted to wrap a blanket around her and say "there, there". still another part just knew it would be fun to draw when i got home.

in real life the shirt was HOT PINK but it WAS that low cut.

her hair was a more natural colour but it DID look like it might be toxic to small children and pets.

she was maybe a bit younger than i made her look here.

the parts of her breasts that showed between the tank-top and "whale-tail" portion of the shirt were jiggly and glistening and wrinkly.

all in all - the shirt was very disturbing; both her choice to wear it and the fact that it was even designed in the first place. (seriously, it was definitely sportswear but it threatened wardrobe-malfunction at any moment!)

you could maybe, MAYBE pull this off if you were starring in Barbarella.